Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

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What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

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What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.