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Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

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Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

Texans Jokes More Texans Jokes

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

Distrust Jokes More Distrust Jokes

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.