Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

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Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

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What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

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Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.