Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

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Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

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What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

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Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.