What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

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What happens when sharks take their clothes off?

They go sharkers!

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

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What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.