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What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What happens when sharks take their clothes off?

They go sharkers!

What's the favourite flavour of sharks?

Shark-o-late!

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Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.