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What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

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What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done

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What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH!!"

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Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.