Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

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Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

What do the Irish do after winning the World Cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

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Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

What do you call a fight between film actors?

Star Wars!

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What is an octopus?

An eight-sided cat.