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Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

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Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock...

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie