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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

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What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

Where's my money?

A loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.