Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

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Why do sharks hate clowns?

They taste funny

Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

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Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What sound does an octopus make?

A squid word.

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

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How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.