Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

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What's white and smells like black paint?

White paint

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

What was Superman's first job?

A Clark.