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Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

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What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

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Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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What do you call a fusion between Batman and Superman?

The krypton-knight.

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.