Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

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How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

Who put these on... Superman?

Her: I did