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Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

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What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common?

They have to smell it but they can't taste it!

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What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

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What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

What do you call a fusion between Batman and Superman?

The krypton-knight.