Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.