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Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

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What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

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Why doesn't Superman watch Game of Thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

Why does Superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well