Uno Jokes

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans?

Because they'll take all of your green cards.

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

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Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

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Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

What do you call a group of Mexicans doing work?

Manuel labour.

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How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

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What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

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What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim?

Cuatro cincos.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak?

Cuatro sinko

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.