Uno Jokes

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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Fashion Designer Jokes More Fashion Designer Jokes

What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection?

Tommy Hilfigeritout

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Cuatro Jokes More Cuatro Jokes

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Cinco Jokes More Cinco Jokes

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What does a Spanish speaking ghost say when they like you?

Mi Ghosta!!

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes