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Uno Jokes

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's a Mexican's favorite candy bar?

A payday

What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Green Card Jokes More Green Card Jokes

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

Illegal Immigrant Jokes More Illegal Immigrant Jokes

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

Cuatro Jokes More Cuatro Jokes

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.