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Uno Jokes

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle?

Nobody can.

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Cuatro Jokes More Cuatro Jokes

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

' 90 Jokes More ' 90 Jokes

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!

Do Jokes More Do Jokes

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why did the number 6 cry?

Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.