Uno Jokes

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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Green Card Jokes More Green Card Jokes

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

Illegal Immigrant Jokes More Illegal Immigrant Jokes

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

Cardigan Jokes More Cardigan Jokes

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

John Lennon Jokes More John Lennon Jokes

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

' 90 Jokes More ' 90 Jokes

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone?

The screaming speed bumps

Cinco Jokes More Cinco Jokes

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.