Uno Jokes

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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John Lennon Jokes More John Lennon Jokes

What's John Lennon's favorite card game?

Yoko Uno

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

They get all over the sheets.

Cinco Jokes More Cinco Jokes

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

Fashion Designer Jokes More Fashion Designer Jokes

What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection?

Tommy Hilfigeritout

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

Foreigner Jokes More Foreigner Jokes

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

Green Card Jokes More Green Card Jokes

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.