Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

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Why doesn't Ganon use the Internet?

There were too many Links.

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You use tulips.

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You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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Namaste.

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Bored.

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Watch the second half.

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Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.