What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

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What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

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Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

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Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

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What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

What is the opposite of a Predator?

A Postdator

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What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind

Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.