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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

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What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

What brand toothbrush do Mexicans use?

Oral-

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Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you call an alien in a swamp?

A MARSHian

How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

Predator Jokes More Predator Jokes

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

Jared Fogle Jokes More Jared Fogle Jokes

Who loves fast food?

Jared Fogle

What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.