What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?

Something from another universe -ity!

What did the alien say to Franz Schubert?

Take me to your lieder!

Predator Jokes More Predator Jokes

What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

What is the opposite of a Predator?

A Postdator

Jared Fogle Jokes More Jared Fogle Jokes

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.