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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the first place Dora explored?

The Mexican border.

What do you call a Mexican fighter pilot?

Air Force Juan.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

Predator Jokes More Predator Jokes

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"?

Isn't predator an alien too They should've just called it "Some Aliens"

Jared Fogle Jokes More Jared Fogle Jokes

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer