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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?

Obi Juan Shinobi

What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

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Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?

Gravi-tea!

Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

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What is the opposite of a Predator?

A Postdator

What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

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How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

Because he chose from the kids menu

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.