What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

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Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.