What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

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Why is it fun to play with matches?

They're lit.

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

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What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore)

What do Aaron Hernandez and Edward Snowden have in common?

They're both expatriots (expatriates).