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What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

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Who loves fast food?

Jared Fogle

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

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What do Aaron Hernandez and Edward Snowden have in common?

They're both expatriots (expatriates).

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there