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What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

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Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What do Aaron Hernandez and Edward Snowden have in common?

They're both expatriots (expatriates).

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore)