One... The rest are true stories.
For resisting a rest.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.
She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)