What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who likes little kids?

A pedrophile.

What do you call a Mexican firefighter?

Jos

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What's Canada's spy agency?

The CI, eh?

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.