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What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders