What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?

Nunavut.

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders