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What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a stoner order at a Mexican restaurant?

Carne asuuuuhhduuh

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What do you call a Mexican garden hose in Canada?

Joseh

Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.