Men Jokes

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

What's a priest's favorite X-men?

A-Men.

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?

Bronco-saurus!

Captain Cook Jokes More Captain Cook Jokes

What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

Bison.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

Too many persuasive esses.

What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses....

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Where did the poor Italian man grow up?

The spaghetto

Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.