Men Jokes

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

What's a priest's favorite X-men?

A-Men.

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Big Difference Jokes More Big Difference Jokes

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

Concentrate Jokes More Concentrate Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Nozzle Jokes More Nozzle Jokes

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

Women Soccer Jokes More Women Soccer Jokes

Why is womens soccer so rare?

Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call the first migrant off the boat?

Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat Amhere Azwell Azhim

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home