Men Jokes

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

What's a priest's favorite X-men?

A-Men.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

White Man Jokes More White Man Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch?

Woman Study Jokes More Woman Study Jokes

Why did the women's studies major go to college?

To study a broad

Why is there only women's studies in college, but not men's?

Because we call men's studies history.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

English Man Jokes More English Man Jokes

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

Single Man Jokes More Single Man Jokes

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!