Men Jokes

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

What's a priest's favorite X-men?

A-Men.

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Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cicero. Cicero who?

Cicero the boat ashore!

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

Concentrate Jokes More Concentrate Jokes

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Big Difference Jokes More Big Difference Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew

Where do space monsters live?

In far distant terror-tory.

White Man Jokes More White Man Jokes

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!