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What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

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Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.