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What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

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What do you call an underwater masochist?

A submarine!

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.