What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.