What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead