What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.