What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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What water does Snake drink?

Big Voss.

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...

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Why did the GameCube controller get off the boat?

Because he got a little c-stick.

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.