What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.