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What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!