What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

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What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

Who's there! Brie! Brie who?

Brie me my supper!

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..