What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

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How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!