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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

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When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

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Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

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Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

Who punishes Colorado underage smokers?

COPD