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What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

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What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

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Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!

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What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet