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Blind Person Jokes

What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

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What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!

What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

What is a blind persons favourite song?

Hello darkness my old friend

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

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What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

What's joke #1?

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Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why did the Asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

Holy Braille Jokes More Holy Braille Jokes

What do you call scriptures for blind people?

The holy braille

What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common?

Both of them are hard to pull out of.

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

Danger Jokes More Danger Jokes

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.