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Blind Person Jokes

What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

Love

Love

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!

What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

What is a blind persons favourite song?

Hello darkness my old friend

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

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What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room..

Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do you call a laughing labradoodle?

A snickerdoodle.

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

Danger Jokes More Danger Jokes

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.