Blind Person Jokes

What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

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What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!

What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

What is a blind persons favourite song?

Hello darkness my old friend

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

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Because the P is silent.

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To pot the brown.

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What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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Leave the plunger in the toilet

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Leave a plunger in the toilet

Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?

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What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

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Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part