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Blind Person Jokes

What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

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What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!

What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

What is a blind persons favourite song?

Hello darkness my old friend

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

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What is a blind persons favourite song?

Hello darkness my old friend

What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room..

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why aren't there any baby Transformers?

Because Auto-Bots pull out!

What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.