Blind Person Jokes

How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

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What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

What is the cruelest thing you can do to a blind person?

Caution- Hot surface' in braille.

What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!

What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

What is a blind persons favourite song?

Hello darkness my old friend

How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

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Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny?

An anti-joke.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes.

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

Braille Jokes More Braille Jokes

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.