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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

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What's a blind mans worst fear?

A prius

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet