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How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

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What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

Altar Boy Jokes More Altar Boy Jokes

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.