How does a nun lose her virginity?

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

Her crayons are still sticky.

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

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Why are rosary beads so small?

Because altar boys are really tight.

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.