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What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

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How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

Padre Jokes More Padre Jokes

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

Altar Boy Jokes More Altar Boy Jokes

Why are rosary beads so small?

Because altar boys are really tight.

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy