What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

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Catcher Jokes More Catcher Jokes

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Padre Jokes More Padre Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

Altar Boy Jokes More Altar Boy Jokes

Why are rosary beads so small?

Because altar boys are really tight.

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head