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What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

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How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

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What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

Why are rosary beads so small?

Because altar boys are really tight.