What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

Padre Jokes More Padre Jokes

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Nickel Jokes More Nickel Jokes

Who gave you the nickel?

She said "They all did".

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.