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What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is honeymoon?

That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

Why are foodfights forbidden in Japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

Padre Jokes More Padre Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

Nickel Jokes More Nickel Jokes

Who gave you a nickel?

Everyone did.

Who gave you the nickel?

She said "They all did".