Nickel Jokes

Who gave you a nickel?

Everyone did.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Who gave you the nickel?

She said "They all did".

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

Why did the crowd riot at the Nickelback concert?

Because they didn't get their nickel back.