How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

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What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

Sorry you're not my type.