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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

What is a Spanish person without a car called?

Carlos

What is the best Spanish joke you've ever heard?

I couldnt find the Spanish section of reddit

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the Momma Buffalo say to her child as he left for school?

Bison!

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Spanish Man Jokes More Spanish Man Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

Custody Jokes More Custody Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

Padre Jokes More Padre Jokes

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...