What do you call it when a Spanish man ...

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes?

You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

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Why can't you fight an accountant?

They'll always out number you!

Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

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What's the biggest joke of 2016?

Look a bit to the right.

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Spanish Man Jokes More Spanish Man Jokes

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...