What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish?

A Si-gull

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

Too many persuasive esses.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

Spanish Man Jokes More Spanish Man Jokes

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Custody Jokes More Custody Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Padre Jokes More Padre Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...