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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

How do Chinese people say "hello" in Spanish?

Hola.

What did the thirsty Spanish pirate say?

I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

Why do tomcats fight?

Because they like raising a stink!

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

Spanish Man Jokes More Spanish Man Jokes

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

What do you call a Spanish man who has just got out of hospital?

Manuel...

Custody Jokes More Custody Jokes

What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Padre Jokes More Padre Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.