What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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What do you call a little spanish girl that searches for Redditors?

Fedora the explorer.

How do you say dinner in spanish?

JOHN CENA

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What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

Why did the children cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

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Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

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What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.