What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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What did the Spanish firefighter name his twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

Too many persuasive esses.

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Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a Sith Lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

Spanish Man Jokes More Spanish Man Jokes

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Custody Jokes More Custody Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Padre Jokes More Padre Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...