What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

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Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

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What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

Virgin Mobile

What cell carrier do Mormons use?

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