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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

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What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

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Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

Why you need that?

You already have a wheelchair.

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What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

Virgin Mobile

What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile