What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea?

The taste!

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained