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What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

What do you call a person with Native American ancestry and alopecia?

Apache

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When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

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What happened to the road?

Depressions.

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.