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Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

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What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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What are cats' natural predators?

Cars.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.