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Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in French...... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;))

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Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

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What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

Where does a beaver priest live?

In a God Dam House!