Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

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Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

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What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

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Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)