Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

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What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

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What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

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How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.