Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

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Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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Where does Eskimo-Senpai live?

In the tsundra.

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.