Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

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What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.

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What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

Moo-tilated.

What did the tornado say to the car?

('You wanna go for a spin ')

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean