What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

Previous Random Joke Next

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

Tppppthh...."spit sound"

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom