What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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What's the worst thing at a bad joke party?

The punch lines.

Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble