What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

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What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

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What's the best joke you ever heard?

For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.

Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

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What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet