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What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday?

A SURprise party!!

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What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

What's the worst thing at a bad joke party?

The punch lines.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.