What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday?

A SURprise party!!

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Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up