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Why should you never run in front of a bus?

You will get tired.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe