Why should you never run in front of a bus?

You will get tired.

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What is a bus?

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

How do you get Peekachu on a bus?

You Pokemon

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What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.