Why should you never run in front of a bus?

You will get tired.

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Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

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What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.