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When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler?

You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.

What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

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What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg?

Marked down!

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

Gt marked as spam

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When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall