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When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

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How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

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Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?

It's counterproductive

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

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What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg?

Marked down!

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

Gt marked as spam

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What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan

What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall