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When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

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What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg?

Marked down!

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.