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When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

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What do you call a Five Guys restaurant in Africa?

3 Guys

Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

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What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg?

Marked down!

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.