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What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

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What do Australians use for sun burns?

Aloe, mate. I'm sorry

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

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What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.