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What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

Protection Jokes More Protection Jokes

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name