Protection Jokes

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text