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Discount Jokes

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

Gt marked as spam

What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg?

Marked down!

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What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

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How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

What was it worth?

Two marks.