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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

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What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg?

Marked down!

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Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

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What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Who drives away all his customers?

A taxi driver.

Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

Fourth Jokes More Fourth Jokes

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's