Discount Jokes

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

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What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg?

Marked down!

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What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place to find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Spanish Man Jokes More Spanish Man Jokes

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

Senor Discount Jokes More Senor Discount Jokes

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.