Discount Jokes

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg?

Marked down!

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Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

What's the number ten's favorite Spanish phrase?

Diez mio!

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

Spanish Man Jokes More Spanish Man Jokes

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

& Gt Jokes More & Gt Jokes

When is a --- not a ---?

Joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

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