Discount Jokes

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

Gt marked as spam

What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg?

Marked down!

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Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

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A Senor Discount

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

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Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

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What type of store doesn't move?

A stationary store.

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

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What's the fourth derivative called?

Inauguration. Why Change of jerk.

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.