What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

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Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

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Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

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What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

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What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

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Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.