What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

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What is the one riddle that everyone gives up?

The riddle of life!

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

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How do gingers make friends?

No seriously, im getting lonely.

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

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What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

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Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.