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What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

What is a French bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Alchohol Jokes More Alchohol Jokes

Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.