Alchohol Jokes

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

Darth Vaders Jokes More Darth Vaders Jokes

Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

Whats Darth Vaders corrupt brothers name?

Taxi Vader

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

What's on a gangster artist's t-shirt?

Still Life.