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Alchohol Jokes

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

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Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Darth Vaders Jokes More Darth Vaders Jokes

Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

Whats Darth Vaders corrupt brothers name?

Taxi Vader

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

What is life?

Where am I going & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock