Alchohol Jokes

Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

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Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

Whats Darth Vaders corrupt brothers name?

Taxi Vader

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach