Alchohol Jokes

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny...

What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Darth Vaders Jokes More Darth Vaders Jokes

Whats Darth Vaders corrupt brothers name?

Taxi Vader

Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend