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Alchohol Jokes

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

Darth Vaders Jokes More Darth Vaders Jokes

Whats Darth Vaders corrupt brothers name?

Taxi Vader

Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.