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How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

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Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever

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Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae School

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

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What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.