How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

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What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?

I'm sweet on you!

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.