How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

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What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

What are the 2 numbers?

Her: 44&66 HARDER!

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae School

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What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right we do taste like chicken!

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

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How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby