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How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

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Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

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How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

What is Imperator Furiosa's least favorite type of ice cream?

Rocky Road.

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What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

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How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.