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How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

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What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

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What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.

What did the Ice Cream say to the Birthday Girl?

Go 'head girl, it's sherbert day

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Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

What did number 2 say to number 1?

You're an odd fellow

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What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.