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Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

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What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

His ghoul friend.

Skull Jokes More Skull Jokes

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.