Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How the fight started Wife: Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

How do memes go to the proms?

In a lmaosine

Skull Jokes More Skull Jokes

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.