Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

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Why did the M&M's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody knows.

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

What's an archaeologist's favorite verb?

Bone.

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

She got Holm schooled told me to go here.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Skull Jokes More Skull Jokes

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.