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Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

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Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

Because it nose.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

What's a down syndrome's kids favorite thing to do at prom?

Slow Dancing.

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Skull Jokes More Skull Jokes

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.