Scoop Jokes

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!