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Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

Doesn't matter... must not look down..

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies.

Eye Dog Jokes More Eye Dog Jokes

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Swe Jokes More Swe Jokes

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around