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Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

What did the blind man say to the blind man?

Long time no see.

Eye Dog Jokes More Eye Dog Jokes

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.