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Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

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How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see.

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

Eye Dog Jokes More Eye Dog Jokes

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around