Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

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Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

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Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

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What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

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How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around