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Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Eye Dog Jokes More Eye Dog Jokes

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

Swe Jokes More Swe Jokes

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around