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What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

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Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

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What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

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What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies.

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

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What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!