What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

Because K-10 is for cats.

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What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.