What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

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What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

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Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

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What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard