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What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler in a playground.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

K9 Jokes More K9 Jokes

What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

Because K-10 is for cats.

K9 Unit Jokes More K9 Unit Jokes

What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard