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What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

K9 Jokes More K9 Jokes

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

K9 Unit Jokes More K9 Unit Jokes

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.