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What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

K9 Jokes More K9 Jokes

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

Because K-10 is for cats.

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

K9 Unit Jokes More K9 Unit Jokes

What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard