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What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

5 Guy Jokes More 5 Guy Jokes

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Ann Jokes More Ann Jokes

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann