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How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

Harry Jokes More Harry Jokes

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.