How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Where'd he go?

And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

Harry Jokes More Harry Jokes

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

How's Harry?

Me - Harry Who Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

Credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...