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How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

Harry Jokes More Harry Jokes

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)