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What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

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How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

How's Harry?

Me - Harry Who Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

Hogwart Jokes More Hogwart Jokes

How do black people get to Hogwarts?

They go through wall 9 3/5

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

Jk Jokes More Jk Jokes

How did Harry Potter make it to the bottom of the hill?

By walking... jk rolling

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

Broomstick Jokes More Broomstick Jokes

How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

Harry Potters Jokes More Harry Potters Jokes

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

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What does Harry Potter do when he gets Ginny Pregnant?

Cast Fetus Deletus.

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch