Harry Jokes

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

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How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

How's Harry?

Me - Harry Who Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

What's Bernie Sanders's favorite insurance company?

Progressive

Potion Jokes More Potion Jokes

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

What's the most useful material?

Scratch. You can make anything from scratch.

Jk Rowling Jokes More Jk Rowling Jokes

How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

He walks Jk Rowling

How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Why did the lime disapprove of his daughter?

Because she was a little tart.