Harry Jokes

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

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How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

How's Harry?

Me - Harry Who Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

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Potion Jokes More Potion Jokes

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Mishap Jokes More Mishap Jokes

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

Harry Potter Fan Jokes More Harry Potter Fan Jokes
Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures?

Imgrrrrrrr

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.