Harry Jokes

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

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How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

How's Harry?

Me - Harry Who Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I?

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Why are test tube manufacturers always single?

People just seem to find them vial!

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

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What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

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What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy?

Steven King. JK Rowling.

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Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill?

Because he was dead.

What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

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Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.