Harry Jokes

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

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How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

How's Harry?

Me - Harry Who Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

Jk Rowling Jokes More Jk Rowling Jokes

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy?

Steven King. JK Rowling.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

Harry Potters Jokes More Harry Potters Jokes

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

Because nobody made sandwiches

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes More Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes

What do you call a well read/researched Bernie Sanders supporter?

Not a Bernie Sanders supporter.

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.