Harry Jokes

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

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How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

How's Harry?

Me - Harry Who Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

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How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

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What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

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How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

Nose

How do you spell badly?

With a broken magic wand.

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Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

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How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I?

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.