Harry Jokes

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

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How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

How's Harry?

Me - Harry Who Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

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How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

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What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

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How does Harry Potter get down the hill?

Walking. Edit: JK rolling.

How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

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How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

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What sport is played in Spanish churches?

La Cross

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell "apathy"?

I don't care.

What's a word that no matter how much you spelled it, it always wrong?

Wrong, the word is wrong

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley