Why did the lime disapprove of his daughter?

Because she was a little tart.

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Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!