Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

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Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling