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Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

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What video game console can you not be upset while playing?

The Nomad

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling