Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

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How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

How's Harry?

Me - Harry Who Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you