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Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

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What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in?

C minor

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling