Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac
An attack dog in a preschool.
2nd base.
Holy Sheet!
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
Turn off their console and go to sleep.
OH SNaP!
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
To not wake the audience.
Because he's Arminion.
God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
They put on mittens.
It goes without saying...
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
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