What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What do tigers wear in bed?

Stripey pyjamas!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Mute Jokes More Mute Jokes

What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

Ampnbsp Jokes More Ampnbsp Jokes

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac