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What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Why don't u share a bed?

Cried Baby Bear.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

Pa-jammins

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Why does the Spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What language do cats speak?

Catonese

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

Mute Jokes More Mute Jokes

What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...

What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing

Ampnbsp Jokes More Ampnbsp Jokes

What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.