How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is a catchy Girl's name?

Annette

Who answers the Crime Stoppers Hotline?

Stymied Coppers

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!