What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

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How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

It is the one with the kickstand.

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

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Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

Because its the first date

What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

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How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash?

At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

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Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.