What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

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How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but he'll tell everybody.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

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What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.