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What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

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What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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He was two chickens

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not