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What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

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What did the Chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

What's up?

Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

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Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date?

He was too low key.

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By the buckle print on her forehead.

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How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

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How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

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What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens